meme or même?

I might be a few days behind the curve on this cause I have been insanely busy, but this is officially one of my favorite time wasters. I could spend all day making fake bands. 


1 - Go to “wikipedia.” Hit “Random Article”
or click
The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to “Random quotations”
or click
The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.

3 - Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”
or click
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4 - Use Photoshop/MS Paint/Word/whatever to put it all together.

Do it. Trust me. You won't regret it (even if you do feel kind of lame afterward). 

It's a bad man's world

Maria Cornejo (Zero + Maria Cornejo) is one of my new favorite people. When asked about how she would feel if three of her model's tumbled to the floor in bazillion inch heels like at the Hervé Léger show:
"That’s just sad, you know? It’s boys dressing women. I’m sorry — they don’t have to wear the fucking shoes," she said. "It’s quite abusive. Because, you know what? We have to run around and walk, and nobody has a chauffeur waiting for them outside. And it really pisses me off and makes me really angry because it’s that boys thing about making women into victims. You know, it’s not nice."
So yeah, she's kind of awesome and her clothes are super sweet.




--Images and quote from

Polyvore is my new best friend

My dream life
My dream life is quiet possibly one of the greatest time wasters on the interweb. You don't wanna know how long I spent on this.

Living it up like it's 1991

Maybe others noticed this along ago, but I just discovered it and it has kind of made my week.

My Girl, my favorite childhood movie, was on television the other day. Vada was and still is the coolest hypochondriac/tomboy/poet to ever grace a movie screen. I started wearing a mood ring again because I even though I'm not 7 anymore I still wanna be Vada. 

So as I was creeping on Anna Chlumsky's (Vada) imdb page, trying to find where on earth she has been all these years and I discovered she was on an episode of the first season of 30 Rock! EEE! Liz Lemler is Vada Sultenfuss! I can't believe I didn't notice it before.

Thomas J. Sennett (Macaulay Culkin) and Vada Sultenfuss

Liz Lemler

(and the trailer for My Girl because it makes me happy)

Someone's about to get their weave torn out

My favorite fights of 2009 thus far:

Faye Dunaway v. Hilary Duff  
"Couldn't they at least cast a real actress?" -- Dunaway, after hearing Miss Hilary was cast as Bonnie in the remake of Bonnie & Clyde 
Stephen King v. Stephenie Meyer
“Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people… The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.” -- Mr. King
I'll be honest. I would be waaaay to scared to take on Meyer. She has that army of tweens and their mothers' ready to strike at any moment. You don't want all of those unbalanced hormones flying at you, trust me. Side note: doesn't Meyer have such a look on her face like, "Yeah bitches, I just fooled all y'all."

Never in my life did I think I would want Celebrity Deathmatch to come back on the air. But now I want that claymation so badly.