The week as a collection of essay and book titles that will never be written

November 24th through 30th

Books:

• Through the Eyes of Omar: A Memoir
  
• Nancy Cunard, Dorothy Parker, and Yves Saint Laurent: Why it is Much Easier to be Friends with People You Never Knew and are Dead
• "Are There any Black People Here?": Racism, Stereotypes, and College Students
• What Ever Happened to Conversation and Intelligent Thought?
• Loosing People Who are Loosing Themselves

Essays:

• Broken Glass Means Bloody Feet: A Thanksgiving Holiday
• The Edward Cullen Phenomenon: Am I the Only One Who Thinks He's Kind of a Dick?
• Why Must French People Always be so Cool?

An unblogged life is not worth living

This website, o'Faust.com, amuses me to no end. Put in some text from a blog entry or a paper or something and it tells you what writer you are most like. (This is how I amuse myself these days.) Clearly I am very awesome. haha.

Wow.

Yes we did, baby. Yes we did. 

EEEE!

I was on Jezebel. My life is now complete. 

Vote!

- via viva la vibs photostream (check out her other stuff too it's kinda great!)

Not-friend wishlist

"I realized all women are prositutes...Can you call to mind any serious relationship in which the guy isn't expected to endow the proclaimed love of his life with surprise gifts, anniversary gifts...Jewelry, ugly clothes that don't fit, free car rides, ridiculous time commitments..."

- New meaning to term 'cheap date' by Ian Sloane '12 -- Wheaton Wire

How old is that kid? It says is class year is 2012, that makes him a solid 18 I bet. Wow. It only took 18 years for him to become that stupid. Or maybe it is the fact that he hasn't been around long enough to develop intelligent thoughts. Whatever it is, I am glad I do not know him. Ew. Right now the average bro is looking pretty great compared to this ridiculous human.