I say fail Black Eyed Peas. TEAM FOTC 4EVA!!!
Showing posts with label Inconvenient Truths. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Inconvenient Truths. Show all posts
Bret and Jemaine are the Original Kings of Boom
Maybe I'm a little crazy...but I heard this new Black Eyed Peas song, Boom Boom Pow, on the radio and I couldn't help but notice it sounded a quite bit like Boom by the Flight of the Conchords. I don't know. Listen for yourself.
Someone's about to get their weave torn out
My favorite fights of 2009 thus far:
Faye Dunaway v. Hilary Duff
"Couldn't they at least cast a real actress?" -- Dunaway, after hearing Miss Hilary was cast as Bonnie in the remake of Bonnie & Clyde
Stephen King v. Stephenie Meyer
“Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people… The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.” -- Mr. KingI'll be honest. I would be waaaay to scared to take on Meyer. She has that army of tweens and their mothers' ready to strike at any moment. You don't want all of those unbalanced hormones flying at you, trust me. Side note: doesn't Meyer have such a look on her face like, "Yeah bitches, I just fooled all y'all."
Never in my life did I think I would want Celebrity Deathmatch to come back on the air. But now I want that claymation so badly.
Inconvenient Truths
As we approach the end of the month, I figured it was time to impart upon you all that I have learned during the month of September.
Below lies of a list of Inconvenient Truths:
1. If you are the guy in my math class who wears his sunglasses throughout the entire hour every day, you are a tool. (Unless you are blind, in which case, I'm sorry.)
2. Standing and giving you boyfriend a back rub in a coffee shop for 20 minutes while he is messing with his computer means you are in a one-sided relationship. (Especially if afterwards you complain about your back hurting too and all he does is nod and look at his computer screen.)
3. Wearing a du-rag with a suit kind of negates the entire look.
4. Pucca shell necklaces…kinda lame, but your effort is commendable. Good try.
Below lies of a list of Inconvenient Truths:
1. If you are the guy in my math class who wears his sunglasses throughout the entire hour every day, you are a tool. (Unless you are blind, in which case, I'm sorry.)
2. Standing and giving you boyfriend a back rub in a coffee shop for 20 minutes while he is messing with his computer means you are in a one-sided relationship. (Especially if afterwards you complain about your back hurting too and all he does is nod and look at his computer screen.)
3. Wearing a du-rag with a suit kind of negates the entire look.
4. Pucca shell necklaces…kinda lame, but your effort is commendable. Good try.
